Moral wisdom from a rat

Just in time for the nation’s holiday travel, Stephan Pastis offers up an irrefutable moral truth: People who recline their airline seat when there’s someone sitting behind them are genuinely evil:

I’ve not–yet–slammed anyone’s head into a tray table, but once I rested my book on someone’s head, after he reclined his seat so far that I couldn’t otherwise hold the book upright.