My former students

Everyone likes to know what their former students are up to, right? One of my former MA students went off to a top-twenty doctoral program this year, apparently to spend her time staging action-figure battles with her officemates.

The evidence:

• Oscar Wilde ties up Freud and Dickens
• Wilde gets Freud to slip, leaves taunting notes for Dickens
• Dickens ties up Wilde, while Freud reveals a secret!
• Dickens forces Wilde to watch Freud destroy The Picture.

Naturally, I’m envious. My Freud action figure is still in his box.